Dylan Moran - Like, Totally 第一部分(02:55) - 松烟 的网络笔记

  Hello, hello. You may as well be in London while you 're being. Cosmopolis （国际都市）

  People from every corner of the Earth...every creed, every religion, every culture come here to vomit in the minicabs. 

  Sometimes you might take it for granted, you see. You might get this notion that there's a better life for you elsewhere because that's what happens to people they get stressed out somewhere like this, they think: "you know we should, i don't know...go to the country... somewhere...'Somewhere Shire' ". 

  It's a very bad idea. I grew up in the country. You don't wanna go there. You've got everything here. You're not gonna realize your dreams somewhere else.(你们不应该幻想去其他地方的）You can do it all here. You can be traffic in Tufnell Park for twenty years and you'll never have that experience anywhere else. 

  You don't wanna go to the country , anyway. Most of you know nothing about it. You talk about it all the time. You read about it in the Sunday supplements.(你们对于乡下的知识都是从杂志的增刊上获得的）

  You 're never going to go. Why would you go? It's a disgusting place. It's always wet even when it's dry. 

  There's nothing there. Farmers aren't really people. You know this. They're just necessary. We need somebody to kill cows. Cows are supposed to be killed. En masse as well. (宰得越多越好) I have this certain very little limited sympathy with vegetarians you know？（我对于素食主义并没有太多的好感）I don't mind if you're vegetarian cause you had an accident or something years ago, you fell down some steps and now you can't chew properly. I don't mind but all this vegetarian-on-principle stuff is wrong! (素食主义者的理论根本就是错误的）You're supposed to eat the cows. They are big lumbering (巨大无比的）stupid things...they 'd be everywhere if we didn't eat them...in the library and everything. Nobody actually wanted them originally. They were just mid-conversation that kept getting bumped (碰撞) into by these cretins. (白痴）

  What people really want are squirrels but they're too quick.

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